I may have gotten carried away and made this a lot longer than I intended… This is based on an idea my sister @shevyce had forever ago but I hadn’t gotten to until now. Poor Qui-Gon, he’s an adaptable little guy, but some changes are just too much to handle :)
richard-is-bored: Dooku done fucked up!richard-is-bored: Dooku done fucked up! — Consumed by Star Wars Feelings
Ahhh… if only.
Recurring Theme: I Shouldn’t Laugh But I Can’t Help It
LOL. OK, first off, I love Sheev’s observation here. Secondly, I love every Evil Guy Conversation in Star Wars ever. Thirdly, I am dying because “having a robot arm IS TACKY, he should have learned to fight with one hand LIKE A GENTLEMAN” is just so absolutely ridiculously evil AND snobby AND partially just confusing that I am just…dead. I hate this. I love it. I have a very complicated relationship with Star Wars.
I’M ALREADY WEEPING AND I’M NOT EVEN HALFWAY THROUGH THIS. I’M NOT GONNA MAKE IT.
[…] but it was based directly off of George Lucas’ initial script and, if memory serves, he also more or less gave it his blessing at the time, which means that from where I’m sitting, this book is in a grey area that puts it as close to canon as non-canon gets.
Not only did George approve it, he literally LINE EDITED THAT BOOK.
Every single line that was in that book was personally vetted by George Lucas.
The dragon reminds him, every night, that someday he will lose Obi-Wan. He will lose Padme. Or they will lose him.
GEORGE LUCAS SAW THAT PARAGRPH AND WENT, “YEP, SOUNDS GOOD.”
HAPPY STAR WARS DAY
count dooku is a fake goth
Ouch, Jango! Dooku would NEVER let that happen to him… right?