Whom would the Brooklyn 99 crew pick as their favourite Star Wars character? (Sorry, I’m quite fond of ‘what would the Brooklyn 99 crew pick for X’ memes AS LONG AS THEY’RE NOT TERRIBLE, VULTURE MAGAZINE) I think-
Jake: Says it’s Han Solo; secretly it’s Luke Amy: Has only ever seen The Force Awakens (was taken to the midnight showing by Jake). Likes Poe best, with Rey a close second. Holt: Obi-Wan. Can wax lyrical for hours about Ewan McGregor’s portrayal vs Alec Guiness’s Rosa: Either Darth Maul or Boba Fett (or both) Terry: Likes Lando the best, but also has a lifelong crush on Leia Boyle: Once asked Jake who the cool guy with the blaster was; Jake told him “Jar Jar” Gina: Claims to have never seen Star Wars, but owns a replica of at least one of Padme’s costumes
Vulture made a list of who all fictional New Yorkers would have supported in the NY primaries and the B99 ones are the most inaccurate thing I have ever seen. Has this person even watched the show?
Lmao at least they got the first one (1) right?
I KEEP LOOKING AT THIS ITS LIKE A CAR CRASH OR A NATURAL DISASTER HOW DID SOMEBODY TYPE THESE FLAGRANTLY INACCURATE WORDS INTO A COMPUTER AND PUBLISH THEM SERIOUSLY OH MY GOD
Anyway the artful overlap of Rosa doing crazy yoga moves in random-ass places and Jake screaming and Captain Holt very seriously learning about Sex and The City is the most incredible Training Montage™ I have ever witnessed in the entirety of my whole life