“Parks and Recreation alum Nick Offerman to guest-star on Brooklyn Nine-Nine as…. Holt’s ex-boyfriend”
this is the greatest thing that could ever bless our sorry lives
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“I love that she’s unapologetically badass. There’s no back-story trying to explain something horrible that happened to her that explains who she is. No, that’s just who she is. She just is this person; no explanation needed. Just like men—when a male character comes on screen and is a badass, you just accept it. And I’m hoping that’s what fans do with Rosa. She is who she is and she just doesn’t give a shit.”- Stephanie Beatriz on her character, Rosa Diaz, in Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Lawful Good: ”Tightly wound, hates violence against animals.”
Neutral Good: “I won a radio contest, And I’m so excited to be here tonight
Chaotic Good: “We didn’t have to endure this crap when we danced in Barcelona!“Lawful Neutral: “British secret agent, ballistics expert, and ladies’ man.”
True Neutral: “Just a normal janitor pushing trash around.”
Chaotic Neutral: “Coffee, extra black, extra no sugar, and real warm.”
Lawful Evil:
“I stole my first car at the tender age of nine.”
Neutral Evil: “You can just call me Carl.”
Chaotic Evil: “CPA, recently divorced father of two with a dark sexual secret.”
“Because with apologies to Parks & Recreation, Brooklyn Nine-Nine had the finest ensemble of any sitcom going. It’s not just the unbeatably excellent representation of gender and race that gets us excited. But two strong lady cops of color who are who are good at their jobs? Yes please. Add to that Andre Braugher’s amazing gay subversion of the tough police chief stereotype and Brooklyn Nine-Nine might, sneakily, be one of the more progressive shows on television. But, more importantly, it’s hilarious.” – Vanity Fair



























































