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The Bartons (or, one thing Age of Ultron did that was a HUGE improvement on its source material)

I hate The Ultimates, guys. I hate it even more because this was my first introduction to these characters, and so for ages I actually thought that Steve Rogers was a xenophobic jerk, Black Widow a murdering traitor and so on. But I think I can pinpoint the moment (beyond ‘you think this letter on my head is for France?’) when I started hating it:

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Laura Barton and her three children are killed in the Ultimates not long after they’re introduced. Laura’s shot in the head, one of the children is shot in Hawkeye’s arms, the baby is killed in its crib, and you see one of the children later lying dead in a puddle of blood because of course you do. Their deaths are later used for Hawkeye’s enemies to taunt him with. “The children swallowed bullets, and that fat wife of yours.” It’s a really gruesome, over-the-top fridging. Oh, and it was Black Widow who ordered the hit, by the way.

So even though I doubt the Barton family’s inclusion in Age of Ultron was a deliberate fuck-you to all that, I’m still really glad it stands the way it does. Laura’s alive and fine, her children are alive and fine (though they appear to have had their names and ages switched), Laura is close enough friends with Proper Not-A-Murderous-Traitor Black Widow to name a child after her (hooray! lady friendships!), the kids call Black Widow Aunt Natasha and adore her and she them (aww), and everyone seems happy and well-adjusted etc.

Basically I always thought ‘Laura Barton and her kids deserved better’ and I’m really glad they did eventually get Better. (Of course, if any of them die in a future movie, this is all moot.)

janetsvandyne:

officiallyultron:

im sorry this is a rant

okokok so i know there was some really shitty decisions made with aou (see: whedon directing) but…. i dont know where people are getting the “natasha said she’s a monster cause she cant have babies” from????

bruce brought up the whole “this relationship would be unfair to you – if nothing else i cant give you children” because he is a self deprecating idiot and he thinks that tash wouldnt want a relationship if she cant have babies and that he cant have babies because hes a monster right

so tash explains that she cant have babies, and explains why – because she was raised to be a killing machine, babies would be a distraction – the “whos the monster” line is referring to the fact that her ability to have kids was removed so she could kill people without distraction not ‘i cant have kids so im a monster’ srsly where did you guys get that

tl;dr: tash thinks she is a monster cause she was raised to kill, she doesnt think she is a monster because she cant have kids

Total agreement, just wanted to add one bit:

I think she partially views it as, she is a monster because they created her to be one. And as she said, “they took away the one thing that could be more important than a mission.” They took away her ability to be anything other than a monster. I think that’s why it’s so important to her.

littlemissnatasha:

i am one of 28 young ballerinas with the Bolshoi. Training is hard, but the glory of the soviet culture, and the warmth of my parents… my… parents… makes up for….

no… that’s not right…

I am one of the 28 Black Widow agents with the Red Room. Training is hard, but the glory of the soviet supremacy, and the warmth of my parents…. all my parents…. makes up for… You’ll have to excuse me…

Other Tidbits from Today’s Marvel Presser

the-mcu-report:

  • Captain Marvel has been in development for roughly the same amount of time as Doctor Strange, quelling any thoughts that it is being made in response to Wonder Woman.
  • Benedict Cumberbatch is NOT confirmed for Doctor Strange, yet rumour has it the deal is being finalised.
  • Both Runaways and Hulk movies have been teased by Kevin Feige.
  • Black Widow is not expected to appear in a solo film, and will only appear in Avengers outings. Whether that means she will not appear in Captain America: Civil War or not, is currently unknown.
  • Wakanda, home to Black Panther, will cameo in Avengers: Age of Ultron.
  • Ant-Man is now included in Phase 2 of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, not Phase 3 as previously expected.
  • Spider-Man being involved with the Avengers, as well as any other news not confirmed during today’s event, has been confirmed as RUMOUR.

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