a tiny old woman came into the deli and ordered a “wonderful turkey sandwich” and when asked what she wanted on the sandwich other than turkey she said “all of your most wonderful toppings”
I was at a Zapdos raid today and this older lady came up and asked if we had started yet, and we told her no not yet. So when we started a guy was like, “Whoa! whos’e the level 39 Valor??” And the old lady raised her hand with this huge grin and was like, “I retired right before the app came out so I go out and play Pokemon all day!”
