Welcome to the frickin’ Guardians of the Galaxy

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Are we really saving the galaxy, again? We can jack up our prices if we’re two-time galaxy savers!

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I come from Earth, a planet of outlaws. My name is Peter Quill. There’s one other name you may know me by: Star-Lord.

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There are two types of beings in the universe: those who dance, and those who do not.

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His people are completely literal. Metaphors go over his head.
Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast; I would catch it.

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What’s a raccoon? It’s what you are, stupid.
Ain’t no thing like me, except me!

I am Groot!