amy santiago

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phil-the-stone:

dogworldchampion:

jokeperatla:

peraltiagoisland:

roscoesantangelo:

three-drink-amy:

full-santiago:

detsantiago:

can we all just take a second to remember that amy santiago has a blog about laminating? wow I love her.

also pls feel free to add more things about our girl to this, I wanna make it a giant list of the many magical things about the one the only amy santiago

loves Harry Potter So Much

she enjoys that new binder smell! 

Took a seminar on handshakes, the sweetie! 💖

went to a math camp called funky cats and their feisty stats

-deems a situation Not A Dream because she isn’t holding a label maker
-thinks “lemme see that bra” constitutes girl talk

-pours extremely hot sauce on her sandwich because a Man warned her that it was hot
-put 18 cups of oregano in a recipe and thought nothing of it

-“I wish you were pooping. I wish to GOD!”
-was voted “most appropriate” in high school

failed recess because “teachers need breaks too, amy”

Thinks “may I have some cocaine” is the right way to solicit drugs

-loves the Babysitter’s Club
-once arrested a perp named Joe Uterus
-Captain Dad is just her boss!

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starprinced:

bartonovs:

jake and amy will probably propose to each other at the exact same time and after they both get down on one knee, there will be a few moments of stunned silence before both try to get down as low as possible so that they get to be the one to propose

after a few minutes it’s just the two of them lying face-down on the ground

“I’M KNEELING SO HARD RIGHT NOW,” jake declares

“I AM THE GROUND,” shouts amy

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tikkunolamorgtfo:

ohmyamysantiago:

 

 

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The more I think about it, the more I want Amy to convert to Judaism for Jake. Not because I have any issues with their relationship, but because I think it would be a ~hilarious~ plot line.

Jake is a secular Jew whose connections to Judaism are more cultural than anything else. Meanwhile, Amy is the most intense pupil/researcher on the planet who has never half-assed anything in her entire life. Can you even imagine how seriously she would take Judaism and her conversion and how much that would drive Jake up the flipping wall?

Imagine Jake buying that one T-Rex menorah and Amy telling him they can’t use it because it’s not a kosher Chanukiah. And Jake’s like “huh? What? It’s a dinosaur, Amy, not a pork chop.”

Imagine Jake offering to sound out the Hebrew in a siddur for Amy with his remedial Aleph-Bet skills to discover she’s already mastered how to read the letters without vowels and is also becoming proficient in modern conversational Hebrew.

Imagine Amy hosting a THE PERFECT Seder (that Charles has enthusiastically cooked for after learning all about kosher laws, having his kitchen completely kashered, and making a menu that includes Jewish cuisines from around the world) that Jake ruins after being caught eating doughnuts in the bathroom because he hates matzah.

Bonus points if Amy finds out she descends from Sephardim and lectures Jake about his Ashkenazi centrism!

Just…imagine how amazing that would be. Please.

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