can we all just take a second to remember that amy santiago has a blog about laminating? wow I love her.
also pls feel free to add more things about our girl to this, I wanna make it a giant list of the many magical things about the one the only amy santiago
loves Harry Potter So Much
she enjoys that new binder smell!
Took a seminar on handshakes, the sweetie! 💖
went to a math camp called funky cats and their feisty stats
-deems a situation Not A Dream because she isn’t holding a label maker
-thinks “lemme see that bra” constitutes girl talk-pours extremely hot sauce on her sandwich because a Man warned her that it was hot
-put 18 cups of oregano in a recipe and thought nothing of it
-“I wish you were pooping. I wish to GOD!”
-was voted “most appropriate” in high schoolfailed recess because “teachers need breaks too, amy”
Thinks “may I have some cocaine” is the right way to solicit drugs
-loves the Babysitter’s Club
-once arrested a perp named Joe Uterus
-Captain Dad is just her boss!