Muggleborn Headcanon #1737: “A Canadian muggleborn transfer student being all small and shy and cute and everyone expects her patronus to be like a kitten or something but then this MOOSE THE SIZE OF A CAR ERUPTS OUT.”
Doin’ it real beauty, eh.
I would not screw around with a Moose patronus.
ahaha
Dear Mr Schmidt
I really think you need to brush up on your mythology here. Do you even know what a hydra looks like?
This is a hydra. Its defining features are its one tail and many, many heads.
So what the fuck is this supposed to be?
That, Mr Schmidt, is a fucking octopus. Its defining features are its ONE head and many LEGS.
You literally could not have gotten this more wrong.
Hail Hexapus!!
I’m watching DW with my parents and The Face of Boe is in this one…
And one of the Cat nurses is saying that she can hear him singing, such old songs, in her head
So I’m just imagining Jack singing like old Earth ‘ballads’ music like
“BABY YOU’RE A FIREEEEEWORK / COME ON LET YOUR COLOURS BURST / MAKE ‘EM GO ‘AHH AHH AHH’ / YOU’RE GONNA LEAVE ‘EM ALL IN AWE AWE AWE”
I cAN’T
