Just in case you wanted an update on how we’re doing at the moment: our Prime Minister gave her conference speech today and had an excruciating coughing fit (the Chancellor of the Exchequer gave her a lozenge)
A prankster went up to her and gave her a P45 form “from Boris”
A closer look:
And as if it couldn’t get any worse, the letter F dropped off the sign behind her:
[insert “no Fs were given” joke here]
Even her staff are low key trolling her:
That’s not to mention the fact that she was wearing a Frida Kahlo bracelet – even though Kahlo was a feminist, communist, artist, Trotsky’s lover, despised all May stands for…
But yes, we are totally and completely fine over here. (Please help us)
me watching classics: that was all right I guess
me watching movies from any Worst Movies Ever Made list: first of all, five stars are not enough to express–
do you ever look at yourself on a slob day without makeup or your hair done and realise. if I lived during the medieval period i would not have gotten a significant other with this face. no one would fight for my hand or honour. the only thing that would take me is the plague
one of my Favorite Things is when you have a line in a song that’s obviously a metaphor but when you put it in the right fandom context it’s actually completely literal
peter parker downplaying his star wars knowledge while fighting the avengers in cap civil war is very much me when im trying to make like I only enjoy things a perfectly normal amount
