“YEEEEES!”
thor
Your exclusive first look at Thor: Ragnarok has officially arrived. We’re giving you an inside look at the radical new chapter of the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
WHAT did he do to his HAIR?
thor always tries so hard to see the best in everyone and they keep letting him down. thor was still trying to save his evil fuck up of a brother in the dark world because he still saw something worth saving SOMEHOW. thor literally spent like a weekend on midgard before deciding to defend it. thor thinks the world of his fellow avengers even when they fuck up. thor is goddamn sunshine, thor is such a pleasant breeze, thor is my heart
*walks back into the room* THE FACT THAT THOR IS ONE OF THE MOST POWERFUL AND PHYSICALLY IMPOSING MEMBERS OF THE AVENGERS AND STILL MANAGES TO BE ONE OF THE GENTLEST IS HONESTLY AMAZING CONSIDERING HOW BELLIGERENT HE WAS AT THE START OF THE FIRST THOR FILM, LIKE, HE WAS LITERALLY ALWAYS DTF (DOWN TO FIGHT) AND NOW HE’S DTFAHIO (DOWN TO FORGIVE AND HUG IT OUT) AND I’M SO EMOTIONAL RIGHT NOW, DON’T LOOK AT ME, DON’T TOUCH ME
A friend posted this theory her husband had. I slammed the headcanon button so hard I should have bought it dinner first.
Thor: Banner, I desire to act like a normal human for a time. How should I accomplish this?
Bruce: Well, um, normal people don’t have your speech pattern, for one. They, um, have jobs and hobbies…
Thor: Hobbies?
Bruce: You know, photography, video games, puzzles…
Thor: And how does one acquire a ‘job’?
Bruce: Most people use the inter… you should probably look in the classifieds in a newspaper. Also, try shaving the beard and cutting your hair- you’re a bit recognizable.
Thor: *sees Superman/Clark Kent costume* A disguise? Like that man?
Bruce: Sure, yeah, glasses work.-later, above a Chinese restaurant-
Thor: Hello? I saw your ad. I’m Kevin.
