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from twitter last night, so i love that new pokemon game huhÂ
sometimes i wonder about the other trainers & npc’s waiting around while i spoil my pokemon immediately after every battle
OH
So this guy’s purpose in life is to hang out in a PokĂ©mon Center on Poni Island and tutor one move that only one PokĂ©mon can learn, a Legendary postgame PokĂ©mon from a Hoenn one/four generations ago. And that PokĂ©mon naturally knows that move anyway.Fuck me, I’m getting a new job. I’ll be standing in a Dunkin Donuts on Staten Island tutoring Spanish. But only if you’re early 19th Venezuelan military leader SimĂłn BolĂvar.
Evolution of Pokemon villain teams
Team Rocket: Organized crime, gambling, Pokemon theft & trafficking. Basically mafia.
Team Aqua/Magma: Attempted to cause massive changes to climate & sea levels, which would have resulted in an ecological disaster the likes of which the world has never seen before.
Team Galactic: Attempted to manipulate space and time itself and rewrite reality.
Team Plasma: Under the guise of Pokemon rights activism, attempted to
get everybody except for them to give up their Pokemon, so that they can take over the world.Team Flare: Attempted to kill every last living being on the planet except for them.
Team Skull: Attempted to steal a bus stop sign.
I love how it’s “Attempted to steal a bus stop sign” like they didn’t even succeed in doing so
iF YOU HAVEN’T LISTENED TO THE POKEMON CHRISTMAS BASH CD, I AM DEAD SERIOUS, IT IS THE MOST HYSTERICALLY HILARIOUS THING YOU WILL EVER HEAR.
THERE’S CANON POKESHIPPING.
THEY MAKE FUN OF BROCK’S EYES.
OAK AND ASH HAVE A DUET.
AND THEY ALL FRIGGING SING.
IT’S CHILDHOOD DREAMS COME TRUE
AND YOU’LL PISS YOUR PANTS.
I AM LISTENING TO THE WHOLE THING ON SPOTIFY NOW.
AND I CAN’T FRIGGING BREATHE.
DO IT.
IT’S MY CHRISTMAS TRADITION.
DO IT NOW IF YOU WANT TO EXPIERENCE LIFE TO THE FULLEST.
good lord I haven’t heard the word ‘Pokeshipping’ in at least 10 years