pokemon

A new friend!

The latest addition to the Pokemon Sword and Shield roster is this little guy:

His name is Polteageist and I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. Look at his wee little scary face.

*phones up the Pokemon center shop* Hello, I’ll take 100 Polteageist plushies, please. Yes, they’re all for me.

You can’t google his name without Google trying to autocorrect it but I bet that will change.

New Pokemon just got released!

Finally the great British Constantly Angry Badger gets some love.

A badger combined with a buzzsaw? This is about what you can expect from the average badger, yes.

BUT THIS ONE IS MY FAVOURITE:

He looks completely ridiculous, and I love him and his stupid smoke moustache.

2019 me to 2003-ish me: Psst. There’ll be a Pokemon live-action film in the future and it’ll be great. Mewtwo will be played in part by Bill Nighy, Pikachu will talk, you’ll love it.

2003-ish me: OH MY GOD. The future sounds AMAZING!!

2019 me: …

2019 me: Yeah, about that…