2019 me to 2003-ish me: Psst. There’ll be a Pokemon live-action film in the future and it’ll be great. Mewtwo will be played in part by Bill Nighy, Pikachu will talk, you’ll love it.
2003-ish me: OH MY GOD. The future sounds AMAZING!!
2019 me: …
2019 me: Yeah, about that…