Pokémon GO: *shows picture of egg* “Oh?”
Me, every time: “Oh?”
pokemon go
This is so goddamn disgusting and nefarious
wow…
Getting people to buy pizza out of the game is fun and one thing… Getting them to sign their life away is another and it’s insidious
All my Navy friends have shared this saying “don’t do it it’s a trap”
what kinda fucking supervillain shit is this
Wow can imperialism not poison everything it touches
What’s super fucked up is that Pokmeon Go is banned on all military bases and the (US at least) government is having Niantic remove all pokestops and gyms from their property. So no, you can not join the military and play Pokemon Go at all.
so i work at target and two kids ran outside shouting at their clearly exasperated mother that there’s a squirtle outside and it took everything in me not to follow them out until my fucking manager went “A SQUIRTLE?!” and ran outside to catch it
and i can’t get over it because that sounds like a clearly fake text post but it happened because EVERYTHING coming from this game sounds fake like if someone told me they caught a dragonite and the whole bus rose in a standing ovation i would fucking believe it because that’s the kind of shit that happens with pokemon go
like clearly 2016 is a fake year but finally we’re getting something unreal that’s actually good
