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oakynymph:

chelcperetti:

One day when I was fifteen I said “ma you know what’d be funny, Shrek checks.” And she remembered. She held onto that thought for five years. I opened a checking account a month ago and my mom asked me if she could order my checks so I said sure. This is what I got. Every check has a different character on it, some have donkey, some have Fiona. I’m not even mad that no one’s gonna take me seriously and my adult life is ruined. I’m just straight up impressed that my mom held onto that memory for five years and pulled this off.

“WOULD YOU LIKE TO PAY WITH CASH OR SHREK”

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wingsonghalo:

arreisofavalon:

phoenixflorid:

skeletonwheel:

ginandmisadventures:

adrithegreat:

meliafucker:

petitepictures:

pajamaedprincess:

aaaaa42:

somebody once trolled me, successfully rickroll’d me

im not the sharpest n00b in the thread…

I was typing kind of dumb WITH THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON ON.

i bet u thought this post was finally dead

well the memes start coming, and they dont stop coming

grabbing all the breadsticks, I’ll leave the shop running

didn’t make sense not to live for

gun

your left side’s beef but your pizza none

So much reblog
It’s very wow
Can this Doge meme finally die now?

It’s spoopy how fast the memes spread
They’ll never die until we’re [glances at smudged writing on hand] bread

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