movies

Toy Story 3

I used to have all these Barbies when I was little…they even had names. The first one I got came with a little ice-cube maker that made heart-shaped ice cubes. She was called Wendy. Then there was Rose, who was a kind of three-in-one Barbie: she had ballet shoes and regular shoes and something else that I can’t remember right now.

Then there was Linda, who wasn’t actually a Barbie (she was a brunette) but was accepted into the Barbie fold anyway, there was Diamond, who briefly replaced Rose as my favourite (she was a Mermaid barbie!) and a Ken, whose name was just Ken… and I think that was all of them, actually. Unless I’m forgetting someone. I probably am.

Anyway, eventually I grew up and I dunno what happened to them. I think they ended up in the attic. Poor things.

Toy Story 2 was released in 1999. For some reason that seems an ridiciously long time ago, and I was what, twelve? It occured to me after leaving the theatre that kids who were Andy’s age when the first couple of films came out would be college age now. And then it’s so incredibly weird seeing Andy as a seventeen-year-old, and Molly as a preteen, and most of the toys (Bo! Weezy! Etch-a-Sketch!) gone, and it’s…it’s just so sad! All of it. Of course, it’s hilarious too, but it’s so sad.

Hey, who would’ve thought the tiny green aliens would end up saving the day? That whole scene with the incinerator was just…wow. It’s one of those scenes that lingers in the mind long after the movie’s finished, and probably will stick around for long after that. First you have Lotso (the only evil toy?) abandoning them just when you think he’s going to get a shot at redemption, and then they all just…hold hands. And accept it. I honestly thought the movie was going to end there! I know that Pixar would’ve tramuatized millions of children by doing that, but then again this film wasn’t really for children, it was for their parents, for all adults. I really truly thought all hope was lost. Mrs Potato Head had just lost her ‘children’ (the aliens) which in itself was pretty horrific, and they’d just saved Lotso when they could have easily left him to die, and he responds by leaving them to a horrible death, and they were just seconds away from the fire that actually looked like hell…thank God for those little aliens.

Oh, but then they all get a happy ending with the little girl, Bonnie. Didn’t Andy ever wonder how Woody ended up in the ‘donate’ box or how all the other toys avoided being thrown out? Guess not. I also can’t help but wonder what the daycare center staff must have thought when they found the place ransacked (and the cymbal playing monkey tied up in a drawer) the next morning…but I guess that’s because I’m viewing it as an adult and not as a kid.

Did anyone else get the feeling that Bonnie was autistic? I did, but I’m not even sure why.

Andy seems to have led a pretty friendless life so far: all his old videos are him and his toys and there’s not another kid in sight! Oh, and Sid has all grown up and is working as a garbage man. There’s only one scene where Andy and Sid are in shot together, and they don’t acknowledge each other, but it would have amused me no end if they’d ended up friends after growing up. (Sid was originally envisioned as a kid who bullied Andy, waaaaay back when they were making the first film.)

I’m sure this film works on so many more levels than I can think of right now, but it’s so funny and touching and heartbreaking. Really. I think it’s probably the best film of the year so far.

I hope my Barbies are having fun in the attic. Sorry, girls.

I don’t have an Iron Man icon so you’ll have to make do with a Spider-Man one

Saw Iron Man 2 today!

I really really liked it, although not quite as much as I liked the first. There was sort of a bit more heart in the last one, if that makes any sense, this one seemed more flashy and less substantial.

Anyway, the acting was mostly pretty good although I really didn’t like that thing Robert Downey jr and Gwyneth Paltrow do where they keep talking over each other. Which is a very minor quibble, I know. Also, I can’t figure out whether Gwyneth Paltrow can actually act or not, because she does the ‘high-powered CEO’ thing well and…not much else, actually. But she also won an Oscar. So what do I know?

Ooh, also it was good to see a action film with two awesome female characters in it (I don’t much rate Paltrow’s acting but I do like Pepper.) I thought Black Widow/Natasha was going to be a bad guy and I’m actually quite glad she wasn’t, she was a bit one-dimensional but very very cool.

Why isn’t Sam Rockwell a huge huge star?

Samuel L Jackson delivered the best line in the film. (see cut tag)

Am curious about whether the carnage at the end of the film actually killed any of the hundreds of innocent bystanders. (I often think about this: I generally rate my heroes by how much damage they do to the innocent bystanders and whether or not that ever gets remarked upon). Also the ‘Hammeroids’ despite the hilarious name which took me several minutes to get, were geniunely scary. Or I thought so. But I’m not fond of killer robots…

Kick-Ass The Movie

I’m quite a fan of Kick-Ass, as I’ve been reading the comics since the beginning. I finally saw the movie, and it was so close to being incredibly fantastically awesome. Just not.

There is one very important thing in the comic that the film left alone, which is the twist regarding Damon McCready/Big Daddy. All through the comics the reader figures what he says is true, and he’s really an ex-cop out for revenge against the men who killed his wife. But it’s all lies, he’s even lied to his daughter…he spilt up from his wife, took their little girl, and trained her to be an assassin because, in some bizzare way, he wanted her to have a better, exciting life. It’s very very twisted and would have lurched the film in another direction entirely: hey guys, this is what happens when you live in your delusions waaaay too much! But they left it out and Big Daddy is a cop out for revenge. Which is far less interesting.

The girl playing Hit-Girl is great, though. She’s probably going to be a massive star after this.

Doctor Who fans on the friendslist: do my eyes decieve me or was that Henry Van Statten playing one of the goons?

Twilight

I went to see Twilight today. Not really by choice, my fiance’s mum wanted to see it, so we went with her. I’d heard a lot about it beforehand, from friends (“I’ll lend you the books. You will fall in love with Edward!”) and coworkers (“Mormon misogyonist crap”), so I was quite curious.

It wasn’t that bad. I laughed at moments that I suspected I wasn’t meant to laugh at, but it was stylish and entertaining and I quite liked Bella. I’m not sure why she’s held up as being an awful character. Maybe she’s different in the books?

(I have no plans as yet to read the books.)

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So, The Dark Knight

It really is very, very good, if a bit too long. And bloody hell, it throws up more interesting questions about human nature and society than even its prequel did.

My favourite bit is the bit with the boats, near the end. People have theorized that actually each detonator was wired to the boat’s own bomb, so by taking lives to save themselves either boat would have doomed itself. I just find it fascinating what each boat does- the prisoners argue, the ordinary people take a vote on it, neither side can bring themselves to actually blow the others up. Even when one of the prisoners throws the detonator out of the window, he doesn’t get attacked or abused which I would have expected to happen, the other prisoners just sort of shuffle unhappily and accept their fate.

I love all that social-experiment stuff. Although clearly not to the same extent the Joker does.

I wonder if I would have detonated the bomb on my boat, had I been in that situation. The really disturbing thing is that I think I might have been incredibly, incredibly tempted.

Moving on…

Heath Ledger is/was absolutely brilliant. It’s really massively unfair and sad he won’t get to reprise the role. :( The Joker is terrifying because he actually is funny. You’re laughing and you know you shouldn’t be.

I winced like mad at the ‘magic trick’ though.

The rest of the cast is terrific, but I wasn’t expecting any less from them.

I was actually quite sad when Rachel died. I know a lot of people don’t like her (possibly because she suffers from Lone Female Character In A Male-Dominated Movie syndrome?) but I liked her and she had a horrible (if quick) death.

I was impressed they got Cillian Murphy back for a cameo.

You know…I’m not this movie actually needs a sequel. Trilogies are awesome and all, but I think this and Batman Begins actually work quite well as a two-part story. Not that I wouldn’t go see any sequels they made, of course. Particularly if the rumour about David Tennant being considered for the Riddler is true…

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Got to see this on Thursday. It’s really incredibly good fun, and has all the spirit of the older movies. Plus it has aliens and references to the last movies and a sequence involving fire ants and Indy’s son (played by Shia LaBeouf, who I will always think of as the kid from Holes no matter how big a star he gets) and Cate Blanchett making a really good villain.

Furthermore, it has Neil Flynn, also known as The Janitor, in a minor role. The whole cinema broke into excited whispering when we realised it was him. :D

In conclusion: go and see it. :D

Pirates of the Caribbean 3

That ending really got to me for some reason. I don’t know why. On the way home I was thinking a) What happens to Elizabeth when she gets old and Will is still immortal- and what happens when she dies? and b) In two years, that’s the second woman left behind on a beach while the man she can no longer have leaves her. Hmmmm. (Although I prefer Elizabeth to Rose, I reckon, she was fantastic throughout the film. And she’s a Pirate King!)

Bah. I don’t know. Left me feeling a bit down, though…and Norrington bloody died, too! I liked him. (and I have a feeling I’m not alone. :p)

Damn, I wish I’d stayed for after the credits. I read on IMDB that apparently the writers intended for that after-credits scene to mean that Will is mortal again, because Elizabeth has been faithful to him, but I’m not sure, it all seemed a bit garbled…

It was a good movie though, don’t get me wrong! And very surreal. It has a boat full of Captain Jacks, a giant sea goddess, rocks turning into crabs, men turning into sea monsters…I can’t wait to see the essays that come out of this one…