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Sam Neill, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum Reunite for JURASSIC WORLD 3! — Nerdist

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When extolling the virtues of the seminal classic and technological marvel that is the original Jurassic Park, many a fan in the know will spout the remarkable fact that the film’s dinosaurs claim no more than 15 minutes of screen time in the two-hour-long picture. This goes to show that the legacy of Steven Spielberg’s 1993…

Sam Neill, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum Reunite for JURASSIC WORLD 3! — Nerdist

I’m not sure what I think of this. I’m very fond of these characters, especially Ellie. But the last two Jurassic World films were a mess, and full of sexist tropes to boot. If I knew there would be a better script this time, I’d feel more confident…

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[Jurassic World: how it should have ended]

OWEN: You don’t know the ages of your own nephews?!?

CLAIRE: no, owen, because I am not their mother, nor am I anyone’s mother, also I have a fucking dinosaur park to run

[The PLOT stops implying CLAIRE should have children. The end.]

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brainstatic:

Jurassic World did the Avatar thing where it made a gajillion dollars and left no cultural footprint whatsoever. Name your favorite Jurassic World character. What was your favorite line. It evaporated despite everyone seeing it.

Claire. Claire was great. Just give me a sequel where a Owen-less Claire and an inexplicably resurrected Zara fight dinosaurs together.

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