Ditto with Jeremy Clarkson (for the Sunday edition), who is the Worst
Pros
Invented the Times New Roman typeface, so we have them to thank for that I guess
The Guardian
Cons:
Once published (alright, it was in its sister paper The Observer, but still under the Guardian name) a piece by Julie Burchill so shockingly transphobic it’s remembered with disgust even now
Is pretty white-feminism-y, really
Pros:
Still probably better than most of the others, although you may have guessed that’s not saying much
The Sun
Cons:
another one that could make a convincing case for being even worse than the Daily Mail in many aspects
ACTIVELY ENDANGERED PEOPLE’S LIVES back in the 80s with their headlines about AIDS
Is still loathed in Liverpool to this day due to its coverage of the Hillsborough disaster
Happily and casually racist, homophobic, ableist and transphobic
Just…read its Wikipedia page. How the hell is this clusterfuck still a newspaper
Pros:
absolutely zero
The Daily Mirror
Cons:
I think it’s sort of responsible for Piers Morgan’s fame, sorry about that
wrote a really gross article about Charlie Sheen’s HIV diagnosis
Pros:
presumably hates racist comedian Frankie Boyle almost as much as I do
The Independent
Cons:
was a pretty good newspaper as far as I know, is now no longer published
neither are most of its sister publications I think
Pros:
Its website is still around
The Daily Star
Cons:
I refuse to call this a ‘newspaper’
It literally just makes shit up and puts it on the covers
It’s a sexist, racist, Islamophobic, gross mess
Just…look at its headlines, and despair that people actually buy this
They kept Richard ‘Human Scum’ Littlejohn on their staff even after that: he’s also called the deaths of five women sex workers ‘no great loss’ and mocked the family of Mark Duggan
If you were some sort of detective and the outcome of your case relied on knowing exactly what Kylie Jenner was wearing on the evening of 11th December 2015, then you’re in luck, because the Mail obsessively details young female celebrities and their choices of outfit