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Valhalla does not discriminate against the kind of fight you lost. Did you lose the battle with cancer? Maybe you died in a fist fight. Even facing addiction. After taking a deep drink from his flagon, Odin slams his cup down and asks for the glorious tale of your demise!

Oh my god, this is beautiful.

A small child enters Valhalla. The battle they lost was “hiding from an alcoholic father.” Odin sees the flinch when he slams the cup and refrains from doing it again. He hears the child’s pain; no glorious battle this, but one of fear and wretched survival.

He invites the child to sit with him, offers the choicest mead and instructs his men to bring a sword and shield, a bow and arrow, of the very best materials and appropriate size. “Here,” he says, “you will find no man who dares to harm you. But so you will know your own strength, and be happy all your days in Valhalla, I will teach you to use these weapons.”

The sad day comes when another child enters the hall. Odin does not slam his cup; he simply beams with pride as the first child approaches the newcomer, and holds out her bow and quiver, and says “nobody here will hurt you. Everyone will be so proud you did your best, and I’ll teach you to use these, so you always know how strong you are.”

————

A young man enters the hall. He hesitates when Odin asks his story, but at long last, it ekes out: skinheads after the Pride parade. His partner got into a building and called for help. The police took a little longer than perhaps they really needed to, and two of those selfsame skinheads are in the hospital now with broken bones that need setting, but six against one is no fair match. The fear in his face is obvious: here, among men large enough to break him in two, will he face an eternity of torment for the man he left behind?

Odin rumbles with anger. Curses the low worms who brought this man to his table, and regales him with tales of Loki so to show him his own welcome. “A day will come, my friend, when you seek to be reunited, and so you shall,” Odin tells him. “To request the aid of your comrades in battle is no shameful thing.”

———-

A woman in pink sits near the head of the table. She’s very nearly skin and bones, and has no hair. This will not last; health returns in Valhalla, and joy, and light, and merrymaking. But now her soul remembers the battle of her life, and it must heal.

Odin asks.

And asks again.

And the words pour out like poisoned water, things she couldn’t tell her husband or children. The pain of chemotherapy. The agony of a mastectomy, the pain still deeper of “we found a tumor in your lymph nodes. I’m so sorry.” And at last, the tortured question: what is left of her?

Odin raises his flagon high. “What is left of you, fair warrior queen, is a spirit bright as fire; a will as strong as any forged iron; a life as great as any sea. Your battle was hard-fought, and lost in the glory only such furor can bring, and now the pain and fight are behind you.“

In the months to come, she becomes a scop of the hall–no demotion, but simple choice. She tells the stories of the great healers, Agnes and Tanya, who fought alongside her and thousands of others, who turn from no battle in the belief that one day, one day, the war may be won; the warriors Jessie and Mabel and Jeri and Monique, still battling on; the queens and soldiers and great women of yore.

The day comes when she calls a familiar name, and another small, scarred woman, eyes sunken and dark, limbs frail, curly black hair shaved close to her head, looks up and sees her across the hall. Odin descends from his throne, a tall and foaming goblet in his hands, and stuns the hall entire into silence as he kneels before the newcomer and holds up the goblet between her small dark hands and bids her to drink.

“All-Father!” the feasting multitudes cry. “What brings great Odin, Spear-Shaker, Ancient One, Wand-Bearer, Teacher of Gods, to his knees for this lone waif?”

He waves them off with a hand.

“This woman, LaTeesha, Destroyer of Cancer, from whom the great tumors fly in fear, has fought that greatest battle,” he says, his voice rolling across the hall. “She has fought not another body, but her own; traded blows not with other limbs but with her own flesh; has allowed herself to be pierced with needles and scored with knives, taken poison into her very veins to defeat this enemy, and at long last it is time for her to put her weapons down. Do you think for a moment this fight is less glorious for being in silence, her deeds the less for having been aided by others who provided her weapons? She has a place in this great hall; indeed, the highest place.”

And the children perform feats of archery for the entertainment of all, and the women sing as the young man who still awaits his beloved plays a lute–which, after all, is not so different from the guitar he once used to break a man’s face in that great final fight.

Valhalla is a place of joy, of glory, of great feasting and merrymaking.

And it is a place for the soul and mind to heal.

I’M NOT CRYING YOU’RE CRYING

THIS IS GLORIOUS

Beautiful.

@mischief7manager i need you to read this so you can cry along w me

a guide to british news sources

Because you (quite rightly) hear a lot about how awful the Daily Mail is, but not enough about how awful the others are.

The Daily Express:

Cons:

  • Can very possibly lay claim to being even more racist than the Daily Mail
  • Currently financing UKIP, which needs no further commentary really
  • Also hates immigrants, the EU, and school shooting survivors
  • Obsessed with a) Princess Diana and b) touting ‘miracle cures’ for stuff, all of which is nonsense
  • Is less popular than the Daily Mail, but I suspect that just helps their particular brand of awfulness go under the radar more

Pros:

  • None whatsoever

The Times:

Cons:

  • owned by Rupert Murdoch
  • Seems to have gotten steadily more and more right-wing over the years
  • AA Gill writes for it and he’s a tool
  • Ditto with Jeremy Clarkson (for the Sunday edition), who is the Worst

Pros

  • Invented the Times New Roman typeface, so we have them to thank for that I guess

The Guardian

Cons:

  • Once published (alright, it was in its sister paper The Observer, but still under the Guardian name) a piece by Julie Burchill so shockingly transphobic it’s remembered with disgust even now
  • Is pretty white-feminism-y, really

Pros:

  • Still probably better than most of the others, although you may have guessed that’s not saying much

The Sun

Cons:

  • another one that could make a convincing case for being even worse than the Daily Mail in many aspects
  • ACTIVELY ENDANGERED PEOPLE’S LIVES back in the 80s with their headlines about AIDS
  • Is still loathed in Liverpool to this day due to its coverage of the Hillsborough disaster
  • Happily and casually racist, homophobic, ableist and transphobic
  • Just…read its Wikipedia page. How the hell is this clusterfuck still a newspaper

Pros:

  • absolutely zero

The Daily Mirror

Cons:

  • I think it’s sort of responsible for Piers Morgan’s fame, sorry about that
  • wrote a really gross article about Charlie Sheen’s HIV diagnosis

Pros:

  • presumably hates racist comedian Frankie Boyle almost as much as I do

The Independent

Cons:

  • was a pretty good newspaper as far as I know, is now no longer published
  • neither are most of its sister publications I think

Pros:

  • Its website is still around

The Daily Star

Cons:

  • I refuse to call this a ‘newspaper’
  • It literally just makes shit up and puts it on the covers
  • It’s a sexist, racist, Islamophobic, gross mess
  • Just…look at its headlines, and despair that people actually buy this

Pros:

  • Nope

The Daily Mail

Cons:

Pros:

  • If you were some sort of detective and the outcome of your case relied on knowing exactly what Kylie Jenner was wearing on the evening of 11th December 2015, then you’re in luck, because the Mail obsessively details young female celebrities and their choices of outfit
  • Other than that, absolutely nothing.