fallout

A tour of County Crossing!

Though it is small and puny, County Crossing’s become my favourite Fallout settlement now! BECAUSE I BUILT A MASSIVE COOL PHYSICS-DEFYING HOUSE THERE

NOTHING IS HOLDING THAT BUILDING UP EXCEPT SOME STAIRS

There’s 10 beds in the building, and some American flags just in case people forget where they are

Here’s the nursery! It’s got kitten pictures and toys on the floor, absolutely perfect for those babies that are mysteriously absent in the wasteland

On the next floor there’s a jukebox and more beds, two things that actually on second thought don’t gel well together

There’s a secret bathroom over here

And at the top there’s a beautiful open-air market which will only get bigger as I get richer, which I will

[Guest-starring Dogmeat.]

a guide to my most noteworthy fallout 4 settlements

Sanctuary: Where my house is. I have like a bunch of Miniguns and Missle Launchers stored there so let’s hope no-one steals them. Some random woman keeps coming into my house and sleeping on my bed opposite my Bobbleheads and I can’t tell her to get lost

Tenpines Bluff: This place is too small to do anything to. I come by sometimes and take all their tatos

Starlight Drive-In: THIS IS THE BEST ONE. Lots of space to build and lots of space to plant stuff, so now it is actually quite green and lovely looking. I think there might be a few corpses decaying in its one proper building though

The Castle: After defeating that bloody Mirelurk Queen I tried to make the Castle my new home but it’s not really home-y enough for that. Plus there’s an angry robot hiding in the basement

Hangman’s Alley: Didn’t look like much to start with but is basically a HUGE KICK-ASS CLIMBING FRAME WITH BEDS AND VERY POOR HEALTH AND SAFETY STANDARDS now

Nordhagen Beach: They keep sending me to kill their Ghouls, but the Ghouls keep coming back and I don’t know how much longer I can be bothered to kill them

Abernathy Farm: THERE IS A CAT HERE

Covenant: Everyone here tried to kill me, so I killed them back and stacked their corpses outside as a warning to others. Two Raider corpses have since joined them. It’s a lovely place if you never go out the gate

Sunshine Tidings: Due to a glitch Sunshine Tidings is covered in Ghoul corpses that you can’t remove, it is a hideous disgusting ironically-named place