It’s sad to think the park is closed for now and no-one is having a party, but what can ya do. Here’s some of the photos I snapped when I was there for my honeymoon back in 2017. Dave had never been to a Disney park so I decided to take him.
Pssst. Bored while on lockdown? Why not take to the wonderful world of Disneyparks vlogging and treat yourself to the fascinatingly ridiculous saga of Buzzy, the dearly departed Epcot animatronic?
It’s like watching a murder mystery unfold in real life, except with far fewer stakes because the victim is a puppet. Enjoy:
It’s the ’10s and Buzzy has been out of a job for quite some time. Disney being Disney, once they decomissioned the ride he was part of (Cranium Command in Epcot) they just… left him there. Obviously the area he was in was inaccessible to all but staff, but Buzzy was still there, just sitting around smiling with childlike innocence in the dark.
He was quite beloved to Epcot fans I gather, but whatever. It’s Disney. Then in late 2018 it all suddenly kicks off! Buzzy’s clothes have been stolen. Or has Buzzy himself been stolen?!
A Twitter account called DreamfinderGuy, who says he’s spoken to someone else known as BackDoorDisney, claims that Buzzy was ripped outta the old attraction wires and all.
So, the story as it goes from him was that Buzzy was removed from the theatre, had his hydraulics slashed and everything, and just ripped off and taken out. This was done via the lift underneath Buzzy, which someone probably left the keys into.
Inside job? Very possibly! But either way, somebody’s hands are REDhydraulic-fluid-coloured I guess a sort of yellowish-orange? with the BLOOD of Buzzy.
Offhand Disney lays out the basics in January 2019, making fabulously silly use of film noir tropes. They interview BackdoorDisney, who claims to have seen a police report regarding Buzzy. This will be important for later!
Everyone wants to know WHO TOOK BUZZY?!?! Some people in the comments of that video appear to point the finger at the guy who did this urban exploration trip into the unused bits of Epcot in 2017 (getting what was probably the last known footage of poor Buzzy:)
It was not him. (He did get banned from Disney though.)
NOW apparently at around the time that stealthy video was taken Buzzy had a “do not destroy” tag on him put there by Disney! So Disney was apparently planning to move him somewhere, just don’t ask me how or where because MAN Disney is wasteful as hell when it comes to the cool stuff they own, those beautiful submarines from the 20000 Leagues ride ended up rotting in a junkyard even!
Unsuprisingly BackDoorDisney, who is actually a man called Patrick Spikes, was arrested. PATRICK SPIKES? Okay, that… sounds like a too-on-the-nose name Disney would make up for a movie about a baddie who goes around murdering innocent robots. The situation gets weirder!
His Twitter account, which amassed more than 17,000 followers before going dark last week, promised to give fans an inside view of Disney World. In its seven months of operation, the account uploaded pictures of Disney control rooms, secret maps, and Disney cast members pretending to have sex while dressed as characters from Toy Story.
Value your childhood? Don’t click that link.
The people who are in charge of putting out these things released a PDF of the details. Turns out Spikes was ACTUALLY arrested back in December 2018, before he spoke Offhand Disney and made out he didn’t know what was going on. He’d altered a search warrant and stuck it up on YouTube to make it look like he was innocent. Oh and he had ALSO stolen a bunch of other expensive Disney stuff from the Haunted Mansion and thereabouts.
Now at around this point the NBA comes in. (Yep) Spikes sold some of his ill-gotten gains to NBA player Robin Lopez, apparently specifically telling him they weren’t stolen. Some of these things were Buzzy’s aforementioned clothes and his headset it seems. Poor Buzzy was probably dismantled at around that point. Awww man.
Here’s Offhand Disney discussing their interview with Spikes:
And from The Daily Beast:
In July, police alleged, Spikes printed a fake Disney employee card for his cousin and snuck him into the park. The pair allegedly snuck into the Haunted Mansion, a popular ride, and stole a collection of wigs and outfits from backstage. The clothes, which were designed for the ride’s animatronic ghosts, cost between $40 (a tiara) and $1,746 (a robot’s jacket), adding up to more than $7,000.
Spikes and his cousin allegedly took pictures throughout the heist, and posed in the wigs at a nearby 7-Eleven. A video from shortly after the theft allegedly shows Spikes’ cousin’s girlfriend wearing a robot’s stolen dress.
(Wouldn’t “Robot’s Stolen Dress” be a great name for a band?)
Anyway, there’s even a video of Spikes being questioned by the police and it is… weird.
Oh, and according to the police report, Spike and his magnificently named cousin Blaytin (also in on things) whipped up a fake employee ID with the name “Jack D Marrow” on it. Jack Marrow… like… Jack Sparrow? Geez it’s like they wanted to be caught. Anyway…
A former Walt Disney World employee has been sentenced to a decade of probation and 250 hours of community service after pleading guilty to stealing costumes and props from Magic Kingdom, some of which he allegedly sold online.
On Tuesday, Patrick Spikes was served 10 years of probation, hundreds of community service hours and restitution, plus orders to stay away from Disney parks, WESH reports. The Winter Garden, Fla. man and his cousin Blaytin Taunton, also a former Disney World employee, were arrested in May 2019 for allegedly using their Disney IDs to sneak into the theme park and steal memorabilia.
And…
“I’m going to Disney World,” WESH reports that he declared, apparently referencing the famous phrase often shouted by Super Bowl champs after victory on the field.
He, ur, he did not go to Disney World.
And that’s the whole Buzzy Saga, for now! Poor thing probably ended up faceless in a dump somewhere, but on the other hand Disney does that to a lot of their stuff anyway…
…Words cannot describe how much I love this stupid wacky robot-theft story, and I want it turned into a dumb heist movie like, now. (Just not one made by Disney.)
Sometime this year, the Marvel Universe will arrive at the Disneyland Resort when Avengers Campus opens at California Adventure in Anaheim. We’ve seen in concept art already released that Spider-Man can be seen swinging around the campus, just as he does in the movies. But that was all just pie-in-the-sky concept art, right? Nope. It…
…For back in the day, the park was actually named MGM Studios! Now, I believe it’s called Hollywood Studios. Let’s just settle for calling it “the Studios” from this point.
I look remarkably unimpressed here. God knows why, it’s not like there was a shortage of interesting stuff.
It seems like I was there just on time to see the Toy Story Parade! I kinda remember Buzz on the float repeating his stock phrases as he went by.
I have one better photo from the parade, too. Looks like a camera flash was caught in the metal thingy there.
There was more Toy Story stuff inside. I think this might have been the Art of Animation exhibit… or what became the Art of Animation exhibit?
In the same building, or possibly another building, who knows:
Back outside again we have a rather comical-looking old dinosaur:
What or who is this large green dino? Lemme google around to try and identify it. I think it’s an earlier version (?) of Gertie, who is the first result for “disney mgm studios green dinosaur.”
Ahhh, here’s some shots of the Honey I Shrunk The Kids play area, which was my FAVOURITE bit of the park.
You’ve probably noticed by now that I took like, two outfits to Disneyworld. I still have that Minnie Mouse hat somewhere! It’s turned grey now.
I loved this play area so much, I think I must’ve spent at least a couple hours here. I wonder if it’s still there?… nope, Galaxy’s Edge ate it. Oh well.
Well, that’s most of the good photos and this post is long enough!
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This little girl is so amazingly talented! Her dancing is so good I’ve watched it over and over on a loop now.
Whenever I complain about Disney, which is quite frequent despite the fact I love so many of the movies, I’m definitely not talking about the theme park cast members.
So a while backI started posting some vintage Disneyworld photos, all the way from 1996, on here. And then I forgot all about it. But now I have remembered again! So seeing as I still have the photographs lying around on my disk drive, shall we take a look at ’90s Epcot?
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Terrible quality photo but you get the idea.
Ah, Spaceship Earth. I remember… going inside it and there was a dark ride in there? Lemme check on Google. Aha! There WAS a ride in there! And I have almost entirely no memory of it.
Look who it is! Yep, at some point during that day we met Mickey. The thing that takes me aback about this photo is the lack of crowding around him.
Tigger was also there…
But it looks like I enjoyed meeting Winnie the Pooh most, if these photos are anything to go by.
I deemed meeting Pooh worthy of inclusion in my holiday scrapbook, even though I couldn’t quiiiite spell his name right.
Awww.
Now this photo… this I think might have been taken inside a restaurant called The Electric Umbrella. I remember it was technology-themed.
…But, looking up pictures of The Electric Umbrella, it looks a bit different (and lighter) so maybe it wasn’t in there? Perhaps it was on the Spaceship Earth ride? If anyone knows I would love to hear from you!
Let’s move onto the World Showcase!
Heeeere we are! I wonder what was in that bag I was holding? I think it was a plushie of Nala from The Lion King, but I’m not 100% sure.
Some landmarks:
Now I definitely remember IllumiNations being held on the lake here, but sadly I don’t have any photos of it as far as I know. (I imagine some of that is due to ’90s-era cameras being really bad at taking photos at night.)
Hey, person all in pink, d’ya mind not photobombing?
Here’s some shots of me and my family posing all round the World Showcase. Selfies hadn’t been invented yet so I guess the last one must’ve been taken by a kindly stranger.
And lastly, a lovely water feature.
Alas, I don’t know what part of Epcot that’s in, either.
Geez, this brought back memories. I can remember Epcot a bit more clearly than the other Disney parks for some reason. It must have left quite an impression on eight-year-old me.
DISCOVERY ISLAND! It has long been a source of fascination for me. That sweet little zoo I visited as a child in 1996 is now apparently an overgrown, decaying, delightful house of mild horrors. There are vultures! There are dead snakes in jars!
Anyway. Many brave souls have ventured their way into Discovery Island over the years. Some also have been sued by Disney I believe. I would definitely jump at the chance to explore the still-very much abandoned Island, but instead, hey, let’s see what it was like as a fully-functioning, snakesinjars-less part of the park.
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It’s a croc! Is it just me or does he not look all that happy to be behind fencing?
I can’t read these signs but I think they’re telling you to please not feed the animals or presumably the Mouse will get you.
These adorable Roseate Spoonbills all got relocated to Animal Kingdom when it opened, I think.
I don’t think my family spent too long at Discovery Island during ye olde Disney holiday. From what I remember it wasn’t really appealing to children because there were no rides or costumed characters around.
My brother it seems REALLY REALLY liked the sand though.
So I stumbled across a treasure trove of photos in my parents’ house, hooray. I was DELIGHTED.
Ya see, my love affair/general bizarre fascination with theme parks probably started when I was 8 or so and got taken to Disneyworld in Florida. I have very few actual memories of the experience, but thank god, my parents were early adopters of state-of-the-art camera technology!
…Sadly I am not, and all of these pictures are photos of photos because I have no access to a scanner. But for my fellow lovers of the Disney parks and spectacular theme parks in general, here’s a reasonably clear look of what Disneyworld looked like circa 1996 (yep, pre-Animal Kingdom). Part one! I’ll cover Epcot, the Studios, Typhoon Lagoon and poor, forgotten, abandoned Discovery Island later.
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The ferry to the Magic Kingdom. Whether this ferry still exists, and where one would get on it, I have no idea. Hey, there’s the castle in the background!
The cable cars! I have vague memories of us riding in either a red or yellow one. Apparently the cable cars are gone now? Aw man. One of the memories I do have from Disneyworld is going over a lake (I think that’s the black blob to the left) in the cable car and my dad telling me that the submarines used to be under there. That would have been the 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea ride, which shut down a mere two years before my family visited. I was so close.
The castle as seen from the cable cars.
Now this is from a parade I gather was a surreal celebration of all things Mickey. According to my husband, the picture on the left “looks like a Mickey Mouse head stuck on something’s crotch.”
Still, at least the ‘real’ Mickey was less unnerving, right?
Okay nevermind.
A couple of other, much better photos from the Mickey Parade (Why does the name ‘Mickey and Friends Parade’ keep coming back to me? Maybe that was its actual name?)
Here’s Splash Mountain, which I never rode:
According to my eight-year-old self, encouraged by my parents to label the Disney photos in the family photo album, this is a ‘indien village’. What it actually is and where it was, if it’s even actually in the Magic Kingdom, I have no idea. Anyone recognise this?
Here’s Cogsworth. Why he has a tiny Mickey inside him I have no idea.
Here’s It’s A Small World, which I gather has not in fact changed much in the past couple decades:
I’m guessing this is Discoveryland, with its funky retro rockets:
And that’s 1996 Magic Kingdom! I have a few more disconnected memories. I remember we nearly set the holiday villa on fire. Ah, good times.
Disney World is a huge place with tons of little details that are easy to miss. On your next trip to Disney World, be on the lookout for some of my top ten personal favorite sights.
1. The Sword in the Stone
The Sword in the Stone has always been something I associate with Disneyland, but did you know there’s actually one in Disney World as well? The Sword in the Stone is located in front of Prince Charming’s carousel, and makes for a fun photo opportunity. It’s been rumored that there’s a cast member who watches the sword from a distance and uses a switch to operate it, deciding who will get to lift the sword.
2. Steering the Liberty Square Riverboat
Next time you ride the Liberty Square Riverboat, ask a cast member to ride in the wheelhouse. If you’re allowed, you’ll get to sit with the captain, “steer” the riverboat, and take home a commemorative co-pilot certificate. The boat is run on a track and the steering wheel doesn’t really do anything, so there’s no need to worry about crashing the boat.
3. Cinderella’s Wishing Well
On a pathway behind the castle to Cosmic Ray’s, you can find Cinderella’s wishing well, a charming well for making wishes and throwing pennies. The area is perfect for pictures and taking a break, since there are usually very few people there. Another plus is whatever coins you throw into the well are collected frequently and donated to children’s charities.
4. Lady and the Tramp
Near the entrance to Magic Kingdom is an Italian restaurant called Tony’s Town Square, based on the restaurant Tony’s from Lady and the Tramp. In the movie, the dogs place their paw prints in wet cement, inside of a heart that a human couple drew. At Tony’s Town Square, you can find their paw prints in a heart right outside of the restaurant.
5. Audrey Hepburn
Disney’s Hollywood Studios is home to the Chinese Theatre, a replica of Grauman’s Chinese Theatre in Hollywood. In front of the building are the hand prints of celebrities such as Mickey Mouse, Robin Williams, Michael Jackson, and Audrey Hepburn. Disney World is the only place in the world where you can find Hepburn’s hand prints. When she did her hand prints, she cried and said she was emotional because she’d never been asked for her hand prints before. The original Grauman’s Theatre immediately took action by contacting Hepburn and asking for her hand prints, but she turned them down, making Disney World the only place in the world to find them.
6. Muppet Vision Key
At Muppet Vision 3D, you’ll find a booth near the entrance with a sign that says ‘Back in 5 minutes key is under mat’. Lift up the mat at the booth and you’ll find a key. Before you get too excited, the key is screwed into the ground, so you won’t be able to try and take it home with you. It still makes for a fun little magic moment, though.
7. Love in a Roller Coaster
This one is a bit harder to find, but still pretty awesome when you can get it. On Aerosmith’s Rock ‘n Roller Coaster, there are six limos, with only five that ever get used. During the ride, Aerosmith music is blasted through the speakers, one of them being Love in an Elevator. If you listen close at the end of the ride, you’ll hear the lyrics were changed to ‘Love in a Roller Coaster’.
8. Pearls in Japan
Epcot’s Japan is home to a store called Mitsukoshi. In this store, you’ll find a large tank of water full of oysters. Pick an oyster and a cast member will take out the pearl in that oyster for you to take home as a gift. The pearls are typically around $16 and make a fun experience. There are also settings for the pearls for you to choose from.
9. Christopher Robin’s Room
In the England Pavilion in Epcot, there used to be a meet and greet area for Winnie the Pooh and his friends. This meet and greet was at the back of a shop called The Toy Soldier, and was decorated to look like Christopher Robin’s bedroom. Today the meet and greet is no longer in operation, but if you go to the very back of The Toy Soldier, you’ll find a door for cast members only. Peer inside and you’ll see Christopher Robin’s bedroom, still in perfect condition.
10. The Electric Umbrella
For any fans still missing Push the Talking Trash Can, visit the Electric Umbrella in Epcot to meet a talking trash can. Look for the trash can that’s plugged in and throw something away to hear it talk to you.
As many of you know, I’m a long-suffering Tiana fan. When I say ‘suffering’ I mean to say that I suffer because Tiana has barely any merchandise. Finding anything with her on it is rare. Right now, the only stuff I can find is on the BoxLunch website. There’s a shirt, a figure and two bags you can buy. She also has two Funko Pops and a shirt on Tee-Turtle but that’s it.
This is the same issue I see with Finn. Finn has some merchandise that is aimed towards kids but if you’re an adult and want a Finn T-shirt, you are shit outta luck. Why? Like finding a shirt with just him on it seems impossible and whether people want to admit him, he’s one of the main leads. Kylo is not the male lead of Star Wars, Finn is. And people adore John Boyega. He gives people heart eyes so why not make merchandise with him on it?
And before people come in here to say, “Disney/LF will only make merchandise for popular characters” the Porgs have an abundance of merch and I haven’t met a single person who was clamoring for porg merchandise. You’re also talking about Disney that released two films this year that have reached the highest grossing movie list. There is no excuse to push aside two black characters and ignore them.
When I was at Disneyland Paris I kept a look out for Tiana, because she was high up on the list of characters I wanted to meet. The princesses who don’t show up anywhere else (Jasmine shows up in Agrabah, for example) you can meet at the Princess Pavilion, but I checked back there all the time and she was never there. It was all Snow White, Cinderella and Rapunzel. It’s so maddening how they downplay her.
