vomit / don’t ship / okay / cute / adorable!!! / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell
they are kind of a weird one. remember back at the start, when carol forces him to marry her, and they’re super weird, and then they divorce, but then they fall really in love, and get married again, and they’re still weird but also fantastic? i just love them!!!
just that when the day of reckoning comes, i don’t think peter, paul or mary will look too kindly on the fact that you denied air conditioning to a pregnant woman.
@sarah531 requested Carol Pilbasion. I’m not 100% on whether I managed to capture the essential Carolness of Kristen Schaal’s face, and I was really nervous going in, but then I found a picture of Carol wearing what is indisputably the best shirt ever made, and all was right with the world.
