bnine-nine:

Lawful Good: ”Tightly wound, hates violence against animals.”
Neutral Good: “I won a radio contest, And I’m so excited to be here tonight
Chaotic Good: “We didn’t have to endure this crap when we danced in Barcelona!“ 

Lawful Neutral: “British secret agent, ballistics expert, and ladies’ man.”

True Neutral: “Just a normal janitor pushing trash around.”

Chaotic Neutral: “Coffee, extra black, extra no sugar, and real warm.”

Lawful Evil:

“I stole my first car at the tender age of nine.”

Neutral  Evil: “You can just call me Carl.”
Chaotic Evil: “CPA, recently divorced father of two with a dark sexual secret.”