— so, who’s going to pay for the paper? it’s going to be $250.
— …her name is amy santiago…(jake attempting to blame amy for things)
brooklyn 99









endless list of favorite characters: doug judy (brooklyn nine-nine)
I sold a guy a fake Pekinese. ‘Twas a cat.
You will not win me over with your use of “’twas.”
‘Twasn’t trying to.
One of the things that makes me happy about Brooklyn 99 is the frequency and normalcy with which they refer to Holt’s husband. “What sort of cute names do you call your husband?” “My husband’s dog” “He’s worried we’re going to embarrass him in front of his husband.”
Idk I just really like how comfortable everyone is with it, not in a ‘not making a big deal of it’ way I mean like…making enough of a deal of it. They’re married. They’re married. And that’s something that’s been denied to gay people for so long, and something that’s still denied to gay people in my country, and it just makes me really happy in a warm&fuzzy kinda way to see them normalising that at the same time as celebrating it.








“[Brooklyn Nine-Nine is] hyperaware of how corrupt the system actually is—just trying to be different.” (via @feministperalta on this post)
In a Grinder-like plot line, Fillion will pop up on the Fox cop comedy as Mark Devereaux, star of a Law & Order-y show titled Serve & Protect. When Jake (Andy Samberg) and Rosa (Stephanie Beatriz) investigate a crime that occurred on the Serve & Protect set, Mark wants to assist the detectives by drawing on his decade of experience playing a detective.










