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ryannorth:

Here is the LINK ROUND-UP about how I walked my dog this week and messed up so badly it made the news:

And if you want more than just news, you might enjoy:

Also there’s a fair chance I’m gonna be on Global TV’s The Morning Show tomorrow morning discussing holes

thelilnan:

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

Who’s ready to hear the best joke ever? Ok *clears throat*

A rich snail goes into a car shop, picks out a super fast car, and says “I want a big S painted on the right side, the left side, the front, the back, I want big S’s everywhere.” And the car painter asks “Why?” And the snail says “Because when I pass people on the road I want them to point at me and say ‘Wow! Look at that escargot!”

you had me at rich snail