“It went by the name of the Luggage. Why it consented to be owned by Rincewind was something only the Luggage knew, and it wasn’t telling, but no other item in the entire chronicle of travel accessories had quite such a history of mystery and grievous bodily harm.”
My right wrist hurt like Buggery today, so please enjoy A left-handed Luggage to mark what would have been Terry Pratchett’s 75th birthday