perkymcbadsuit:

sashayed:

one of my favorite Han Solo moments is at the beginning of Empire Strikes Back when he has to go rescue Luke in the middle of his Leia tantrum, and some hapless no-name is like “sir maybe exercise caution on account of your sheephorse will freeze in the darkness??” and han bellows out of nowhere “THEN I’LL SEE YOU IN HELL!!!!!!!!!” 

#dial it down there pal. this poor underling didnt make ur dumb friend go ‘investigate a meteorite’ in the middle of frozen fuckall nowhere  #like….way to escalate  #ol cool guy han solo  #playing it very cool as usual  #STAR WARS  #HAN SOLO  #my special guy  #flouncing off in a huff once again  

Now we know where Ben gets his drama queen streak from