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gove and boris, pioneers of the leave vote, are literally MIA. like…no one knows where any of the leave campaign are
the chancellor is basically missing
we effectively have no PM
the tory party are in the midst of a civil war so brutal john major’s tenure looks chill
there may or may not be a snap election
the labour party literally barely exists as its shadow cabinet resigns en masse
labour’s deputy leader, hero of the story tom watson, spent the whole of the leadership crisis last night at a silent disco at glastonbury, while snapchatting
this fucking hilarious video in which it is revealed vote leave have no contingency plan and the presenter literally ends saying “i don’t know what to say to that”
no one actually wants to press the big red button (article 50) to start the process of brexit
this conspiracy theory appears to be entirely correct. seriously, read it. it basically suggests brexit is entirely impossible
nicola sturgeon, separatist first minister of scotland, is effectively the only leader with a plan: that plan being the break up of the united kingdom
literally we have become a meme
This is…like, I’m having a hard time even believing everything that is happening?
Isn’t Boris, that champion of the anti-establishment, off playing golf at a club owned by his rich friends?
me: ok self time to write let’s do this
me: alright got the doc open
me: should probably read what i’ve written so far to get myself in the mood
me: [reads]
me: [still reading]
me: [reads entire thing]
me: wow that was excellent what a great read
me: [switches back to tumblr]