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thesketcherlass:

noxumbre:

thesketcherlass:

why is it that when a woman and a man get married, the woman can have as many bridesmaids as she can possibly fit into a single aisle, but the man only gets to have one (1) best man. he’s even called the BEST MAN. why does the groom have to choose between his friends? how does he even choose?? how do his other friends feel when they find out they are NOT his best, most favorite-est man. I’m not even a man and this is giving me anxiety

It’s based off how weddings were back in the day and some myths. Basically the best man wasn’t originally needing to be best friend they were the best swordsman the groom could get to stop someone who loves the bride from interrupting the wedding. And bridesmaids were originally wearing matching dresses as the bride and all in vails so demons couldn’t tell who the bride was and wouldn’t get her

this is the most metal thing I’ve ever heard oh my god

“I’ve hired a guy to kill whoever would try to ruin our special day! :)” “oh neat, I’ve found a swarm of my closest friends willing to sacrifice themselves for me in case demons show up!” “ohh nice!!”

weddings are way more life-or-death-y than I thought, I suddenly have an urge to get married

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reversecentaur:

reversecentaur:

tilthat:

TIL in parts of Britain if someone is wronging you, you can get on your knees and cry “Hear me! Hear me! Come to my aid, my Prince, for someone does me wrong” and then recite the Lord’s Prayer in French, and the other person is legally required to stop what he’s doing or pay a penalty

via ift.tt

i was wondering what the heck parts of britain, and it’s jersey and guernsey so that checks out

this guy Really wanted this old kia on his land

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bigbeardedgeek:

unclefather:

squidkneee:

congenitaldisease:

If you’ve ever wondered how lakes are stocked with fish, here it is! Thousands of native fish are being dropped from an airplane. Video is from the Utah Division of Wildlife Resources.

this is so funny to m

Goodbye bitches

PetSmart Fish Lady:  You have to be very careful not to jostle the goldfish, then let him sit in the bag in the tank for an hour to let his temperature adjust to your tank, and then carefully pour it into the water.

Utah Fish Official: BOMBS AWAY FUCKERS

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experimental-sponge:

origamityler:

The best reddit thread I’ve ever seen was when someone asked if the gang from Always Sunny in Philadelphia could kill Darth Maul and almost all of the responses were over 4 paragraphs long

Best quote from that thread: “To give the gang a slight advantage, We’ll assume that Darth Maul has not seen any of the films in the Home Alone franchise.”

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