whaaaaaaaaat

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roachpatrol:

schmendick:

magica-tenore-regina:

orgasmictipsforgirls:

arthurdactylus:

A parlour game suggestion from a nineteeth-century book of “indoor amusements”. Sounds fun to me.

just a hilarious game nothing going here nope nope 

IMPORTANT UPDATE: more weirdly kinky highlights from the ‘fun and flirtation’ section

People back in the day knew how to have FUN 

jesus christ, i’m so glad they invented the internet, where i can practice my kinks out of view of my peers

looks like i gotta go kinkshame my great-great grandparents

droidhusbands:

this is honestly, literally, just

Luke: “How long have you had feelings for R2-D2?”

C-3PO: “That’s disgusting. And wrong. I don’t even get– why would– I’ve never had feelings for anyone, anywhere. It’s none of your– you have– the nerve, the audacity! R2-D2 is my counterpart, technically. And he is terrible, logic-wise. And how–

how–

do I know, frankly, that you’ve not got feelings for him? Maybe you DO. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off!! Hmm??? CHECK and MATE”

(excerpt from The Making of Star Wars)

micdotcom:

We finally got some information on ‘Harry Potter and the Cursed Child’

The Cursed Child, Parts I & II, to debut on July 30 at London’s West End Palace Theatre, will be the continuation of the final book’s epilogue. It will focus on Harry Potter’s youngest son, 11-year-old Albus Severus, who is about to embark on his first year at Hogwarts. But don’t expect as much pyrotechnics as the movies.