this is honestly, literally, just
Luke: “How long have you had feelings for R2-D2?”
C-3PO: “That’s disgusting. And wrong. I don’t even get– why would– I’ve never had feelings for anyone, anywhere. It’s none of your– you have– the nerve, the audacity! R2-D2 is my counterpart, technically. And he is terrible, logic-wise. And how–
how–
do I know, frankly, that you’ve not got feelings for him? Maybe you DO. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off!! Hmm??? CHECK and MATE”
(excerpt from The Making of Star Wars)