there’s just no reason for dinosaurs to be so omnipresent in educational media other than collective agreement that they’re fucking cool
true
unpopular cookie opinions
the best part of an oreo is the black cookie part and not the frosting part
deal with it
“writers always know exactly where they are going with their work!”
r u sure
“no writer does anything by mistake, it’s all very strategic”
r u sure
“they use symbolism in everything. for example, a simple sentence symbolises directness and-”
R U SURE
The best moments in writing is when you discover you did something absolutely genius by complete accident.
A miscellaneous world-building detail from ten chapters earlier accidentally saved a character’s life once
“Omg this line is genius and the best reference!”
“Thank you I did that entirely on purpose!!” *sweats*READER: “(points out symbolism and foreshadowing and depth)”
AUTHOR:
How to perform the great rite of banishing:
- Be sure you really want this item gone forever
- Locate the item you wish to permanently banish to the spirit realm
- Think “I don’t want to lose this, I should put it somewhere sensible”
- Put it somewhere sensible.
- It is done, the item is gone from your life forever.
As a witch A+ can confirm, works every time.
Warning: If you EVER buy a replacement because you decide you need it, the banishment will be undone, and you will now have two.
Most of our childhood is stored not in photos, but in certain biscuits, lights of day, smells, textures of carpet…
Alain de Botton (via lost-in-centuries-long-gone)