How to perform the great rite of banishing:




  1. Be sure you really want this item gone forever
  2. Locate the item you wish to permanently banish to the spirit realm
  3. Think “I don’t want to lose this, I should put it somewhere sensible”
  4. Put it somewhere sensible.
  5. It is done, the item is gone from your life forever.

As a witch A+ can confirm, works every time.

Warning: If you EVER buy a replacement because you decide you need it, the banishment will be undone, and you will now have two.