skyrim

creepingmonsterism:

kimikomuffin:

amratsu:

the-windy-crab:

ragecomics4you:

The only way to log out is to beat the game. And if you die in the game you die for real.

Dragons age: The Inquisition

bruh do you realize how many fucking people you just damned to an eternity in dark souls 3 like what thr fuck man at least check your fucking release dates before you swing dangerous shit like this around goddamn

Kirby’s Epic Yarn, a game where you can’t die.

I win.

Goat Simulator.

I’m gonna lick the whole wide world!

Skyrim.

I’ll just stay in Whiterun and make a nice little life for myself making potions.

ihavenerdproblems:

sarah531:

I achieved the ultimate in Skyrim and bought a dog!

But now he’s gone! I put him in my house and he was there for ages but now he’s gone! Did he get bored of me and run away? :(

I swear dogs are allergic to Breezehome. I had the same problem and nothing that I did fixed it.

I did get him back in the end! I went back to Markarth and he’d gone back to the guy who originally sold him.

…..so I had to buy him again. But still!

The signs as shit that happens in markarth

Aries: that fucking quest with the fucking daedric Prince in the fucking basement what the fuck
Taurus: shanking someone in the silver blood mines
Gemini: the fucking forsworn conspiracy I fucking fuck shit fuck I fucking
Cancer: the corpse in the cage by the smelter Jesus fucking Christ
Leo: “Markath, safest city in Skyrim”
Virgo: the fucking cannibal cult dear god, dear fucking god
Libra: the guy that just wants to do his dwemer research, bless him.
Scorpio: ondolemar’s coffin if you gave markarth(safest city in skyrim) to the stormcloaks, may he rip
Sagittarius: the falmer that fucking live under the city fucking!
Capricorn: the lady that probably (idk depends on ur gameplay)got murdered by that forsworn guy as soon as you enter the fucking city what the fuck
Aquarius: feeling up the dibella statues
Pisces: the dogs, for they can do nothing wrong, may they at least be happy in that horrible city called Markath

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