The signs as shit that happens in markarth
Aries: that fucking quest with the fucking daedric Prince in the fucking basement what the fuck
Taurus: shanking someone in the silver blood mines
Gemini: the fucking forsworn conspiracy I fucking fuck shit fuck I fucking
Cancer: the corpse in the cage by the smelter Jesus fucking Christ
Leo: “Markath, safest city in Skyrim”
Virgo: the fucking cannibal cult dear god, dear fucking god
Libra: the guy that just wants to do his dwemer research, bless him.
Scorpio: ondolemar’s coffin if you gave markarth(safest city in skyrim) to the stormcloaks, may he rip
Sagittarius: the falmer that fucking live under the city fucking!
Capricorn: the lady that probably (idk depends on ur gameplay)got murdered by that forsworn guy as soon as you enter the fucking city what the fuck
Aquarius: feeling up the dibella statues
Pisces: the dogs, for they can do nothing wrong, may they at least be happy in that horrible city called Markath
[via lesbarbarian]