Underappreciated B99 Moments (suggested by my followers) [59/?]
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raymond holt
I love this show
This cracks me up. He is so embarrassed still about the music thing. The homophobia is THEIR problem.
Seeing this suddenly made me remember something that’s always puzzled me about B99. In Halloween II, Holt says that Kevin’s dad gave him his watch just before he died. Which doesn’t really fit in with this scene…
…So I guess either Holt was lying to trick Jake for the sake of the bet, OR Kevin has more than one person he counts as a father (a dad and a stepdad maybe) OR Kevin’s dad reconciled with his son and Holt before he died. I’m way overthinking this.
i love this
Captain Holt: I visited “w w w dot ladies good health mag dot com backslash sex hyphen relationships backslash eight six seven five nine nine nine zero four backslash nine four three two ampersand two zero dot html” [short pause] Do you know that site?
Rosa: No.
Holt: Well, apparently, it’s less painful, if you acknowledge the dumpee’s [pause for emphasis] feelings.
Rosa: Ew.
Holt: But don’t worry, we’ll practice. I’ll be Marcus. Go.
Rosa: [clears throat] Marcus. I think we should break up.
Holt: That makes me feel sad. I’m sad.
Rosa: Your sadness is noted.
Holt: I feel acknowledged. Thank you for breaking up with me. It will take me eight minutes to collect my things. [short pause] I think that went very well.
