raimispidey

Spider-Man: Any continuity you want, or for bonus points, the Spider-Man fandom -windona

:D I’ll do the Raimiverse!

1) Remove that homophobic joke (”That’s a nice outfit, did your husband make it for you?”) from Spider-Man 1. Peter is not a homophobe

2) Have more people of colour in the franchise, we are in New York

3) More Ursula. Seriously, I really think one more small scene of her in Spider-Man 3 somewhere (watching the big fight on TV?) would’ve been great, but it didn’t happen

4) LESS PLOT HOLES there are so many of them

5) …..God thinking about it that’s pretty much all I would change? So I’ll do one for the Spider-Man fandom in general! STOP PITTING MJ AND GWEN AGAINST EACH OTHER THEY WERE FRIENDS

Has anyone ever written a version of the “Why NY Loves Spidey” article we see at the start of the third film? idk it feels like something that could be fanficc’d, funly. -taiey

Oooh, are you watching the third one? :D

I would write it. I would totally write it. Heck, years and years ago I wrote a Spider-Man fanfic that was kind of made up of bits of articles and interviews and stuff. (There’s a name for that kind of story, but I can’t remember what it is.) Maybe I should put it on AO3…

taiey:

ok Sarah so I decided to liveblog not in your inbox

Keep reading

LOVE THIS. You know what, I think you might like Spider-Man 3 as well. We can form a little gang of People Who Love That Weird But Gloriously Sincere Movie.

PS it’s always been my headcanon that Aunt May threw away Peter’s comic books knowing it might hurt his feelings or bug him. Because he’d just confessed to something so awful, and she was angry, and she was upset… and all she could do was throw away his comics.

Sarah what’s your headcanon for… just… Norman’s death and what on earth Harry thinks happened, did he know his dad was the goblin? how do you get from “impaled by the golbin’s scooter thing” to “spiderman killed him”?? -taiey

taiey:

sarah531:

taiey:

sarah531:

aaah you’re watching it! I’m loving this mini liveblog

Well, in the last movie Spider-Man returns Norman’s body to his house minus any Goblin equipment but with a very large stab wound through him, and Harry sees him with the body and (not liking Spider-Man much anyway) decides he killed him

Why he doesn’t jump to the very obvious conclusion (my awful dad was this awful supervillain!) let’s put it down to denial. :(

Wait, is that headcanon? That scene was not in the version I watched, but maybe it got cut.

it’s at the end of the first Spider-Man! When Harry yells “what have you done” and grabs a Conveniently Nearby Gun, only for Peter to disappear before he can shoot

Must’ve been cut when they put it on VHS. Which is… an unfortunate omission. Like. I could not imagine any way this worked–what was Norman wearing, when Pete delivered him? Did he take him out of the Goblin suit at some point?

Here’s the scene in screencaps:

It was like a six-second-long scene. Should’ve been longer. >:(

Sarah what’s your headcanon for… just… Norman’s death and what on earth Harry thinks happened, did he know his dad was the goblin? how do you get from “impaled by the golbin’s scooter thing” to “spiderman killed him”?? -taiey

taiey:

sarah531:

aaah you’re watching it! I’m loving this mini liveblog

Well, in the last movie Spider-Man returns Norman’s body to his house minus any Goblin equipment but with a very large stab wound through him, and Harry sees him with the body and (not liking Spider-Man much anyway) decides he killed him

Why he doesn’t jump to the very obvious conclusion (my awful dad was this awful supervillain!) let’s put it down to denial. :(

Wait, is that headcanon? That scene was not in the version I watched, but maybe it got cut.

it’s at the end of the first Spider-Man! When Harry yells “what have you done” and grabs a Conveniently Nearby Gun, only for Peter to disappear before he can shoot