Mountains aren’t just funny. They’re hill areas.
I told my mother this on the phone and she was silent for a good ten seconds. It was amazing.
This isn’t a perfect pun, but it does approach the plateaunic ideal of one.
You are all terrable people.
puns
Q: how does one British punk murder another British punk?
A: with a “sod off” shotgun.
what the fuck kind of theme for nail polish is “germany”
seriously have we really gone through every other idea in the world
did you do it for the puns
these aren’t even good puns
i am so disappointed
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
‘these aren’t even good puns’ erm excuse you but “Don’t Talk Bach To Me” is fucking comedy gold
Suzi & the 7 Düsseldorfs are you kidding me???
Tag yourself, I’m “Schnapps Out of It!”
Last year for Easter, we got these cool egg decorating kits, with markers, stickers, stencils etc.
I was trying to do an elaborate floral pattern on my eggs, but the stencil kept slipping. I got reeeeally distraught. More distraught than I had any right to be. But no matter how much I concentrated, I couldn’t get the stencil to stay in the right place.
I was having an eggs n’ stencil crisis.
