mike miller

awesomejustgotawesome:

Is he gone? Yeah. Are you okay? Yeah. Come here. Your rattail. It’s gone. But the rat remains. He’ll cherish it.

awesomejustgotawesome:

I hope you find what you’re looking for. Yeah, I do, too.

Come back soon, Mike

[SCREAMING VOICE]

ALL MIKE WANTED TO DO WAS FIND PEOPLE AND THE *SECOND HE LEFT* TO FIND THEM THEY SHOWED UP JUST WHERE HE’D PREVIOUSLY BEEN. THE MAN’S LIFE IS JUST AN ENDLESS STREAM OF IRONIC DICK PUNCHES

It’s not people. I know that, you know that… course it’s not people…

#why does this sound so much like a villain speech

how to react on discovering the girl you like married her best female friend while you were off trying not to die: a guide by mike miller