Just imagine though all the letters that must have been sent home about the shit Hermione did at school or updates the school sends to muggle parents so they’re kept in the know. And she’s never been in trouble before so her parents think this is just regular wizarding school hijinks because it obviously never has context for them and Hermione just rolls with it
“She saved the philosophers stone.”
“Oh good for her! She must have gotten there before everyone else in class”“People must get petrified all the time. It says not to worry though so it can’t be a serious illness”
“It says they’re obliged to inform us that ‘dementors’ will be at the school all year.”
“That sounds exciting, I wonder what subject they’ll be teaching?”“She’s been selected to participate in the second triwizard tournament task.”
“Yes we had a letter about the tournament, she must really be getting stuck in with it and making all sorts of foreign connections.”“Says she was part of a secret defence club?”
“Oh I’m so glad she’s finally getting involved in the clubs, it’ll be good for her, you know she studies too much”“I wonder why we didn’t get any updates from the school this year? They always seem to have something going on.”
“I’ve been thinking you know, about moving to Australia. We did always want to.”
“I don’t know what’s been stopping us all these years to be honest. Let’s do it.”You lured me in and then stabbed me in the back
And big ole FUCK YOU to you OP
harry potter
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I bet this joke has been made but I’ve seen no evidence of it.
I definitely live in the venn diagram overlap of typography jokes and Harry Potter jokes
Honestly one of the most important scenes in the entire Harry Potter series is when nine-year-old Severus Snape uses magic to cause a tree branch to fall on Petunia. Even at nine he had no qualms about hurting people Lily loved. This really serves to underscore the idea that while Snape loved Lily, he was not truly invested in her happiness or well-being because he did not care about the people she loved. At age nine he didn’t care about hurting her sister and at age twenty he didn’t care about the imminent deaths of her husband and infant son. So I will always stand by my opinion that while Snape no doubt loved Lily, it was not a healthy love and he really never deserved to have it reciprocated.
Cho Chang: The character who had her boyfriend murdered when she was only fifteen and the government telling the public it was a “freak accident”, struggling with depression she literally joined a rebel alliance against her parents wishes with the goal of avenging her boyfriend, learnt how produce a patronus [which is difficult enough magic for anyone, let alone someone in her position], and two years later illegally snuck into Hogwarts to help fight in one of the biggest wizarding wars in history when she had no obligation too.
Cho Chang: Branded “weak” by fandom.
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Goblet of Fire Deleted Scene
I want to get asked out like this.
Harry and Ron look so defeated afterward
And the Durmstrang bros are barely keeping their cool as the walk away. Look at them, they’re so happy it’s adorable.
Imagine the planning that went into this.
Like the Durmstrang student would have to have gone to his friends and been like, “hey lads, you know Sally? The one with the hair like the sun from the bird house? I’m going to ask her to the yule ball, and I need your help.”
“Dude, just ask her.”“No, I need to be impressive! We’re all going to walk up to her in sync, and then we’ll all bow because she’s amazing and we respect her, and it would be an /honor/ if she accepts. And then I’ll ask her, and then she says yes, and then we walk out like the power troup that we are!”
Buddies look at each other awkwardly, “okay…..”
This is my new otp! Like I don’t even know their names but i need a 20k fic and I need it asap!!
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HOW A SLYTHERIN IS HANGING OUT WITH A GRYFFINDOR AND A RAVENCLAW!!???
Ghostbusters (2016) Hogwarts Houses
Abby Yates:Your standard Gryffindor. Chivalrous, persistent, a pioneer in her interests even when she’s repeatedly told no. The first person to make decisions and a fabulous pep talker. Bold in her opinions and brave in the face of their consequences
Erin Gilbert: Slytherin if I ever saw one. Wants to be successful and has lived a life driven by ambition and determination. Has a lot of goals in life and standards for herself that she will live up to above all. Values friendship, but sometimes lets her ambition and cunning take her down unkind paths
Patty Tolan: Ravenclaw cutiepie. Reads non-fiction books for fun. Lets herself be guided by her interests and curiosity. Intrigued by what she doesn’t know but still maintains enough integrity to avoid potentially hazardous situations. Is often the voice of reason and a scholar regarding her city
Jillian Holtzmann: Hufflepuff softie. Has been searching her entire life for the opportunity to be loved and supported. Loyal is her middle name. Makes her friends the upmost priority in her life. Pays attention to their moods and demeanors while making sure to lift their spirits when down. Fueled by comradery and support, WILL create a BFF handshake with you