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Now that you’ve got the rights back to Spider-Man and are making another film about him, you may wish to put Harry Osborn in it! Here is a quick guide for you regarding some important characteristics of the Green Goblin’s son:

1) He’s mentally ill

2) It’s not the ‘cute’ kind of mentally ill*

*Whatever that is

3) He also has addiction issues, which he tries hard to overcome

4) His mental illness is painful and difficult

5) It does not, however, make him a killer

6) Because he’s a kind, loving generous person 

7) He just also has a severe mental illness.

8) You get what I’m saying, right?

9) Hopefully you get what I’m saying.