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asajj ventress

May 5th – Star Wars Villains Day: Revenge of the Fifth
The Sith Rule of Two gets a bit wobbly around festive drinks…
Featuring: Darth Plagueis, Darth Sidious, Darth Maul, Asajj Ventress and Darth Tyranus
(The only reason they’re cheerfully smiling at each other is because they all had the clever idea of poisoning everyone else’s champagne. The results: 5 hangovers and antidote sessions.)

