Today is the last day of 2017. Everyone born in the 1990’s are now adults, there are no more 90’s kids.
I wear a bulletproof vest when I blog in case somebody shoots me. I’ll just brush off the bullet and get back to posting.
what if they shoot you somewhere other than your torso
If some knucklehead tries that I’ll write a callout post about it when I get back from the hospital. See how they like that.
what if you die though
That’s part of the job
New original 3D animated movie: Ducks.
The secret life of ducks when humans aren’t looking.
Whenever ducks fly south in the winter, they’re actually flying to a big city of ducks where they talk and have jobs and have traffic lights with pictures of ducks in them and every billboard and storefront is a bird pun.
A generic duck guy is a young adult who feels inadequate because his dad is a big broker in the bread stock exchange.
He accidentally reveals the secret life of ducks to a human child, and now he must take her south with him to duck city. On the way they get into hijinks and find out about a big duck conspiracy or something.
I was thinking at first this was an actual movie
It will be if you just give me 3 years and $150,000,000
How many times would “duck” be confused between the physical action and the animal in question?
12 times for comedic effect. 1 time used ironically in a sad moment in the end of act II. And 1 time in the last act when the protagonist has to say something badass when he defeats the bad guy.
The Italian Prime Minister, Matteo Renzi, and British Prime Minister Theresa May meet for negotiations and …what is going on there?
In order to leave the European Union the Prime Minister must first do battle with a champion nominated by each member state
Mars has surface water, but not enough. Ceres, the largest asteroid, might be 25% water. If we simply crashed Ceres into Mars, that could cover 33% of Mars with oceans up to 5900 meters deep. (Spherical projection by request.)
‘if we simply crashed Ceres into Mars”
A D V A N C E D
T E R R A F O R M I N G
Chaotic Neutrals do things just to raise some hell not for evil or for good but just because.
what do you call a spider
today we found a lost king charles spaniel whose collar said donkey and he’s currently at my house until we find his owner.
we found out after the first couple of hours that he doesn’t respond to his name unless u say it like shrek, so idk what kind of human he belongs to.
We’re in a bit of a rut, box-art wise