slimetony:

mocking-bird-mal:

slimetony:

burndor-the-troginator:

slimetony:

I wear a bulletproof vest when I blog in case somebody shoots me. I’ll just brush off the bullet and get back to posting.

what if they shoot you somewhere other than your torso

If some knucklehead tries that I’ll write a callout post about it when I get back from the hospital. See how they like that.

what if you die though

That’s part of the job