GOBLIN WEEK: The Southbank Skravvler, or ‘Pigeoblin’, is one of the most common Goblineages YET DISCOVERED in the UK. Maybe you’ve even seen one today! Found bobbling around in city centres the world over, they are often seen eating their favourite foods (Abandoned Kebabs), showing off their jewellery (Stolen from empty houses owned by rich people) and saying their favourite word (‘Piss’). Dirty, amusing, and intelligent enough to be rude to people, please pat it on the head the next time you see one (Though maybe wash your hands afterwards)