non-election news from Leicester

Firstly, everyone is incredibly miserable about lockdown, a no-brainer there.

Secondly okay what the fuck there was a would-be SERIAL KILLER trying to murder children this year?! 2020 is so unbelievably goddamn crazy I shouldn’t even be surprised but I am. And everyone survived thank god. This kinda doubles as a good-news story in a way I guess. But HOLY SHIT!

Thirdly, in another very on-brand story for 2020, three-legged robots are currently screaming at people.