To the humans of Bristol, from the fish

Attn: humans.

We’re not sure where you’ve been the past few months but it looks like you’re back. Thanks for this statue! We don’t know what’s going on up there but we’ve learned over the years that statues being thrown in the water usually means big changes ahead.

We’ve been around in just this one harbour even for a long, long while. We’ve seen whole empires rise and fall from here. Trust us, we know.

The new fish inside the eggs we’re laying in that statue right this very moment will be seeing you in a pretty short amount of time. Good luck for then!

By the way, if you have any more statues please send them down.

Love, the fish