God dammit, Spider-Man

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There was a time yesterday when almost every single hashtag trending on Twitter was Spider-Man related in some way.

So clearly this latest news has hit a nerve somewhat. I don’t know what to make of it, beyond, “wow, it was a pretty ballsy move to end Far From Home on a massive cliffhanger, then.” Actually no, wait, I have a few other thoughts:

  1. This whole situation has really solidified my dislike for Venom. Goddammit, why’d you lot have to make his solo movie a hit?!
  2. Great, now we’re going to get bloody Jared Leto playing Morbius while poor Tom Holland, if he even keeps the role, will be awkwardly shoehorned into the background. If that method-acting asshole sends the poor boy rats there will be hell to pay.
  3. 3. Some days I hate being a fan of primarily just the Raimi Trilogy and the comics. This is….not one of those days.