Donald Trump will be coming to Britain later this year and is likely trying to arrange a meeting with the Queen. This is hopeless optimism talking, but my dearest hope is that she rejects him somehow. The Queen is, apart from the pesky “being female” part, pretty much everything Donald wants to be – she’s relatively powerful, really popular, and most importantly of all incredibly rich. Her refusing to see him would send a serious message. C’mon, Lizzie. Use your powers for good for once.